The Absolute State of Toys

It’s tough shopping for kids these days. What does one even get for their children? There aren’t very many toy stores anymore–Toys ‘r’ Us was forced out of business for many reasons including toy manufacturers and vendors being contracted by greedy companies like Lucasfilm to pay non-refundable licensing fees, royalties on unsold goods, taking generous profit cuts withContinue reading “The Absolute State of Toys”

The Metroid Reveal was a Dirty Setup (FINAL)

Series starts here. After ascending the final elevator, you get your clear screen and a congratulatory message. And then you get an ending that is based on your completion time (but the game doesn’t tell you that). Since I’d been playing for months, it’s pretty obvious I got the 10+ hour ending: This is the endingContinue reading “The Metroid Reveal was a Dirty Setup (FINAL)”