The Moment We Lost Yakko Warner

At the beginning of 2020, people were upset about … many things … with no reprieve in sight. SNL was no longer funny. The heroes were all deconstructed. Movie theaters were struggling. Award ceremonies were pandering. People were blaming each other for everything … based on the stupidest thing a country could possibly war over: identityContinue reading “The Moment We Lost Yakko Warner”

How The Neverending Story inspired me to write: Part 7

Luckily for Atreyu, Engywook is Fantasia’s (self-proclaimed) foremost expert on the Southern Oracle. He explains there are two tests one must pass to reach his goal. And he just happens to have his telescope trained on the first test: The dreaded “Sphinx Gate”. He invites Atreyu to accompany him to the observatory, leading to theContinue reading “How The Neverending Story inspired me to write: Part 7”

How The Neverending Story inspired me to write: Part 6

Realistically, Bastian’s dad will file a missing child report with the police soon. But then again, dad seems to be a bit of a workaholic. Bastian was probably a latchkey kid ten years before it was the “thing to do”. That’s likely why dad was trying to pressure Bastian into some extracurricular activities in theContinue reading “How The Neverending Story inspired me to write: Part 6”

Demystifying the Uncanny X-Men: Issue 1

Join me on a reread of the Uncanny X-Men and we’ll uncover many mysteries, such as what the X-Men really stand for, and whether or not Iceman’s actually gay. It’s September 1963. Mary Kay invests her last $5,000 in an upstart cosmetics corporation, risking it all. The first ever 30 minute broadcast of CBS Evening NewsContinue reading “Demystifying the Uncanny X-Men: Issue 1”

Treating “Official” Fan Fiction From The Comic Industry Like It’s Fan Fiction

What follows is the original version of my article that can now be found on FandomPulse. No matter how much officially sanctioned garbage gets dumped on a tried-and-true franchise, some core stories are so good that no amount of corporate-approved dog-piling could ever ruin my enjoyment of them. You can give Wolverine boobs, show RogueContinue reading “Treating “Official” Fan Fiction From The Comic Industry Like It’s Fan Fiction”